Regrettable Book of the Week™ — “Hungry For You”
Today I have the nineth in my “Regrettable Book of the Week™” series. For those of you new to my series, this is 100% parody. You are more than welcome to laugh, snicker and guffaw at my amateurish photoshopping and blurb writing. Bad is good. Good is bad.
Spoof time. I’m sure you can guess what popular book inspired this one:
First the tagline:
An obsession like no other, he won’t stop, he’ll never stop, until he’s consumed her–heart, body and soul.
About four things I was, like, totally sure….I think.
First, Eddy was a zombie (or some sort of moaning, shambling thing that wasn’t very smart and didn’t smell all that great but was still uber cute).
Second, there was a part of him–and I didn’t know how dominant that part was compared to the part that just wanted to hang out–that hungered for my flesh, preferably with a side of fries.
Third, OMG, I didn’t just like him-like him, I loved him!
And fourth, he was totally obsessed with me. How cool is that?
Oh-ho! By popular demand the gratuitous man-titty is back!! You’re welcome!
Do you have an idea for the next “Regrettable Book of the Week™”? Be sure to share in the comments if so. I’ve got a couple of guest contributors warming up on the sidelines. More in the months ahead. Cheers.
Disclaimer: “Regrettable Book of the Week™” is a completely fictional (duh!) creation for parody purposes only. I have no product beyond what you see in this post. Photos are free download proofs of stock photos or photos I have purchased, not to be used for commercial purposes. This is not a commercial purpose, however, I retain any and all creative story rights in the highly unlikely event I accidentally create something that might be worth a damn.
Oh my…this one tops all others.
Does this mean I’m getting better or more regrettable? LOL Thanks, Kastil!
Oh hell yeah.
LOL…this is, like, totally cool…
I was expecting “I didn’t just like him-like him, I liked, liked him!”
I agree w/Kastil. This one takes the cake.
Love the shop work. You rock!
I had that at first but all the likes got me tongue-tied. good thing I’m not a teenager anymore. LOL
I look forward to this every week thanks for the giggle!
Always happy to make you giggle! Thanks for visiting me each week. 🙂
Brilliant! So funny. 🙂
Thanks, Amaleen! Glad you got a chuckle.
I don’t know how I missed this one. Too funny.
Hey Mary! This one was easy since it’s a spoof. May have to do a few more of those. Glad you got a laugh from it! 🙂