Book Boyfriend Blog Hop Starring Adam!
They can be strong and sexy, dark and dangerous, rebellious and reckless or cute and quirky. We love to escape into their world and fall in love with these irresistible heroes. Evernight Publishing has them all and I’m helping them show off their favorites in the Book Boyfriend Blog Hop!
The authors of Evernight invite you to a Speed Date challenge. Their cowboys, Doms, detectives, millionaires, royalty, vampires, soldiers, shifters, even steam-powered heroes 😉 are waiting to meet you on each author website.
50 heroes in 7 days! Are you up for the challenge?
Pull up a chair and get to know every single one.
I’d love to introduce you to my hero…
Adam is a SOB (steampower operated boyfriend), created by a woman of demanding tastes. Violet is half-succubus, so you know she is not going to let you down in her design of the perfect boyfriend. I’ll let Violet demonstrate and explain why Adam 10.0 is such an awesome boyfriend.
Violet: Adam? Wake up, sleepyhead. I have someone here who wants to meet you.
As you can see, Adam is quite a handsome man. No, don’t look down there yet. I realize it’s hard to keep your eyes from drifting southward, especially with the ever-ready design feature I incorporated. Yes, we’ll take a peek under the sheet later. I promise. **wiggles brows**
Good morning, Adam. Did you sleep well?
Adam: I did, thank you.
Violet: An automaton offers the unlimited, on-demand joys of the male sex, with the added benefit of complete discretion. He will be silent unless you permit him to speak, still until you power his inner workings, and he will never speak cruelly or in a condescending manner to you.
Adam: Never that. I value and cherish your intelligence, your wit, and especially your uniquely you quirks. Your body is my temple and I live to worship it.
Violet: **giggles** I taught him that. Adam is fashioned from iron and aluminum workings, covered by a material so identical to human flesh, it fools even my own discerning senses of sight, smell, taste and touch. Coal and steam power him make him warm to the touch. Inner clockworks that provide motor skills are also timed to mimic the beating of a heart. He’s heavy, but no more so than a real man of six feet would weigh. His artificial intelligence is programmed at the starter level of a grown adult male (no teenager-like fumblings), but he is capable of learning your particular preferences. The more you interact with Adam, the greater he will please you. Guaranteed!
Adam: Who is our visitor, Violet my love, and should I don a shirt?
Violet: You’re fine as you are, Adam.
As you can see, he wears no clothing but the smile I affixed upon his handsome visage. He suffers no embarrassment over his nude and, yes, spectacularly aroused state. He has nowhere to go and is happy—as much as an automaton can be—to forever remain at his station wherever you might choose for that to be—your bedroom, your closet. Some even keep him in the passenger seat of their car in order to use the HOV lanes. That said, you certainly should clothe him if you take him out in public. His manhood can be a bit tricky to stash away, but I have added an additional hydraulic for such a purpose so as not to embarrass you.
Adam: Indeed. Shall I employ a different accent or language with which to converse with our guest?
Violet: Ah, yes, thank you for reminding me of that, Adam.
If you open the panel to his inner workings, there is a dial to modulate his speech—its rhythm, register, volume, and yes, the language or accent. His default setting is 19th century London English, but he also speaks 35 languages, or can apply those accents to his English. It’s quite a complex series of settings from which to choose. He could hold his own at a UN dinner party, I dare say.
Adam, what’s your favorite book?
Adam: That would be Succubus Steam because I could relate so well to the characters. Would you care to engage in intercourse now?
Violet: Uh, no, not at this time, Adam. But thank you for offering your superb copulatory skills in such a gentlemanly way.
Adam: I meant about the book, dearest Violet, my cheeky flower.
Violet: Right. So, that’s a very brief demo of his BETA setting. He also has an ALPHA setting, but he can be a smidge overbearing when in that mode, and it’s best reserved for after you’ve familiarized yourself with all the safeword commands, etcetera, etcetera. **waves her hands about**
Shall we sign you up for a model of your very own? As you can see from the order form, I can pretty much give him any physical appearance. Alternatively, many of my customers like to duplicate a current lover. This helps alleviate a few of those cheating worries and makes a great substitute when your man’s out of town, or, if I might so bold as to suggest, a naughty addition when he is home. **wink**
So now that you’ve met Adam (and hopefully given him your vote),
What’s up for grabs?
- One lucky hopper will win a KINDLE PAPERWHITE eREADER sponsored by Evernight Publishing.
- My blog is giving away a $10 gift certificate to All romance ebooks (Omni Bucks)
- Plus, visit each blog hop stop for a host of fabulous prizes!
How to enter?
Tell me about YOUR favorite hero trait and why in the comment section below. Be sure you leave your email address to be eligible to win a prize. The Rafflecopter offers additional chances by following sites. Please also use it affirm that you’ve commented. 🙂
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Keep hopping to the next author or blogger. After you’ve met each hero click here to vote for your favorite book boyfriend. You’ll earn an extra grand prize entry! You’re one step closer to meeting your next Book Boyfriend.