Six Sentence Sunday — Naughty Fairy Tale #1 #SixSunday
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I’ve been working on a naughty fairy tale based loosely on The Princess and the Pea that so far I’m calling The Vixen and the Pea. I know. Groan away. But anyway, it’s set in the fictional kingdom of Basqueland (yes, probably somewhere near the French and Spanish border) and pits Prince Koldo against Lady Otsana, who is a shrewish little thing with a dark secret.
In this early bit, Koldo is devising a list of pre-requisites for any woman he might be pushed by duty into marrying. He assumes the more onerous the list, the longer he can defer taking a wife.
“She must have all her teeth, first and foremost!” he exclaimed aloud as he scribbled his non-negotiable requirement.
“She must possess an intelligence capable of engaging and surpassing the highest sages in the land.” Koldo smiled as he scratched down his second requirement. His grin fell however, as he recalled Lady Otsana, an annoying female with a mind designed to challenge in the most quarrelsome manner.
“She must be of sound health and constitution,” he wrote with a shrug. He would receive no objections to that requirement but did not dare take any chances at being besieged by the bedridden, the emaciated and the morbidly obese due to a loophole.
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Actually at first I was neutral about this one. But…… after reading the six sentence I’m now kind of excited about it. It’s the set in their way men who encounter the kick your teeth female. Is there a tentative release date for this?
No, no release date. I just finished the first draft today. 🙂 Thanks for commenting.
I get the impression our prince will be in for some surprises, lol. Great six 🙂
heh! yeah, they both will. Thanks for visiting me, Doris.
LOL! A man must watch for those loopholes. Funny how teeth are at the top of his list. Congrats on finishing and I wish you a successful submission! Judging from your six, it’s a winner!
Thanks, doll! 🙂
Love how he’s trying to plug all the loopholes, thereby opening up new problems! Very amusing, enjoyed this excerpt!
Thanks, Veronica!
Love the humor! Some great writing, I think.
Thanks Patricia. It’s still a rough first draft but I’m busy, busy tweaking and polishing. Thanks for the nice comment.
An interesting six. All the best! 🙂
Thanks, Jessica!
Yes, she must have all her teeth. Including wisdom teeth? Yeah, why not!? Gotta defer marriage as long as possible. 😉
We’ll give her a pass on those wisdom teeth but that’s only because the ultimate requirement was quite restrictive. LOL Thanks for dropping by, Ryan!
Great prerequisites here, lol! I love it 😉
Thanks, Melynda!! 🙂
I loved the loophole prerequisite! I laughed out loud with that one, Lila. Fun six. 🙂
Thanks so much, Siobhan! 🙂
Knowing how much I love your other published (and unpublished) works, I want this one bad! Or should I say…naughty?
Aww shucks, thanks so much, Kastil! I hope I can get an acceptance and it sells even a fraction as well as yours did. 🙂
Damn luck, I say, and I don’t think you’ll have an issue selling your tale. 🙂
Well, if the prince is going to be picky, he better be damn fine. teehee. I love fairy tales with a twist. Nice writing.
Thanks, Carrie!
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